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no paul newman, nooooooooooooo

Sun, 28 Sep 2008 03:14:43 +0000

dude. this guy is a legend. a LEGEND. and he died. why are all the legends dying? this is not right. the world is changing, and i don’t like it. stock market crashing. bernie mac, gone. isaac hayes, gone. heath ledger, gone. it used to be you’d only have one blow like this – princess diana, remember? – and it’d last a good 5-10 years, give you time to get adjusted and catch your breath.

NOW PAUL NEWMAN?

more about “msnbc.com video: Remembering the life…“, posted with vodpod

elephantz in da room

Thu, 04 Sep 2008 08:58:29 +0000

i was ten seconds into this commercial wondering two things:

- wow, britbrit’s got a great, genuine, deep, chuckly laugh going there (yeah, that’s what i call her, get over it)
- why the fuck is there an elephant in the room?

and then i realized … there’s an elephant in the room. OOOOOOH. GET IT?*

*duh: the elephant in the room is britney’s worldwide fall from grace, various pathetic states of being, and subsequent stroll into white trash hickloserdom for a coupla years. duh.

customers of “size”

Wed, 30 Jul 2008 21:18:33 +0000

here it is … the southwest policy requiring that you purchase 2 tix for your fat ass if you “encroach” upon the seat of the passenger next to you. deciding factor: whether the armrest stays down comfortably. weight and the fact you may need a seatbelt extension don’t matter …

http://www.southwest.com/travel_center/cos_qa.html

you cheeky animal.

Tue, 22 Jul 2008 21:26:01 +0000

S would like me to wear animal print and i just can’t dig it. I look tacky and sad in it. She, however, looks stylish and trendy, I think it’s her long lean body and her butter chocolate skin and her huge alien eyes, but regardless, HERE IS A DRESS FOR YOU lady S, RAOW:

animal print dress

my poor little footsies

Tue, 22 Jul 2008 03:58:03 +0000

these past few days have been hell on my poor little feet (please disregard the fact that my feet are in fact size 9 womens)! first i moved into my new apartment. imagine spending 7 hours straight going up and down stairs and lifting and squatting and goodness knows what else. and today i had a fitting for the 3 commercials that i’m styling, so not only was i on my feet helping people get changed and photographing their outfits, i then spent the rest of the day going from store to store to complete their wardrobes. but…i’d much rather be on my feet doing this than spending 8 hours+ per day in front of the computer. you know what i’m sayin?