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no paul newman, nooooooooooooo
dude. this guy is a legend. a LEGEND. and he died. why are all the legends dying? this is not right. the world is changing, and i don’t like it. stock market crashing. bernie mac, gone. isaac hayes, gone. heath ledger, gone. it used to be you’d only have one blow like this – princess diana, remember? – and it’d last a good 5-10 years, give you time to get adjusted and catch your breath.
NOW PAUL NEWMAN?
Add comment September 28, 2008
elephantz in da room
i was ten seconds into this commercial wondering two things:
- wow, britbrit’s got a great, genuine, deep, chuckly laugh going there (yeah, that’s what i call her, get over it)
- why the fuck is there an elephant in the room?
and then i realized … there’s an elephant in the room. OOOOOOH. GET IT?*
*duh: the elephant in the room is britney’s worldwide fall from grace, various pathetic states of being, and subsequent stroll into white trash hickloserdom for a coupla years. duh.
Add comment September 4, 2008
customers of “size”
here it is … the southwest policy requiring that you purchase 2 tix for your fat ass if you “encroach” upon the seat of the passenger next to you. deciding factor: whether the armrest stays down comfortably. weight and the fact you may need a seatbelt extension don’t matter …
Add comment July 30, 2008
you cheeky animal.
S would like me to wear animal print and i just can’t dig it. I look tacky and sad in it. She, however, looks stylish and trendy, I think it’s her long lean body and her butter chocolate skin and her huge alien eyes, but regardless, HERE IS A DRESS FOR YOU lady S, RAOW:
animal print dress
1 comment July 22, 2008
my poor little footsies
these past few days have been hell on my poor little feet (please disregard the fact that my feet are in fact size 9 womens)! first i moved into my new apartment. imagine spending 7 hours straight going up and down stairs and lifting and squatting and goodness knows what else. and today i had a fitting for the 3 commercials that i’m styling, so not only was i on my feet helping people get changed and photographing their outfits, i then spent the rest of the day going from store to store to complete their wardrobes. but…i’d much rather be on my feet doing this than spending 8 hours+ per day in front of the computer. you know what i’m sayin?
1 comment July 22, 2008
