this is a blog about madness. randomness, silliness, flights of fancy, perhaps even a smidgin of stupidity, and most definitely a gallon of tomfoolery. yeah, some redonkulousness, too.

we wanted to call this blog “ridiculous” but some other motherfucker took it. thus, we are left to take the catchy phrase, “so ridiculous!” and here we are.

this blog is S&M’s ode to the good life, whatever that may entail. we both like s&m but not with each other.

we met at a tech company that gave us money and left us riddled with syphilis. we both read lots of erotica, romance, and erotic romance. if you don’t know the difference you’re stupid.

S moved to LA at the tail end of her downward spiral into cocaine and alcohol abuse after The Man used her hard and left her excreting things neither S nor M would like to discuss, but this doesn’t stop her from gallivanting around the world for fun with M.

M stayed in the yay area and longs for creative fulfillment each and every goddamned day while she slaves under The Man. he’s busy using both her holes thoroughly, and without lube. she’s an artist at heart, and dilbertville gives her scabies. so she plots to become Oprah on the side.

we indulge in bouts of shopping, movies, drunken debauchery, and an occasionally fine meal, or even a random visit to The Grove. sometimes we’re funny. sometimes we’re not. if you no likey, too bad. just try and keep up, biotch.

welcome to the ridiculousness!