soon, you will all be owned, lock stock and barrel, not unlike how you are all currently owned by la grande dame Oprah, my predecessor.

to that end, i have established the following:

• a personal logo for my erotica fiction site
• incorporation of an s-corp, with a fictitious business name for erotica publishing (future plans)
• a business credit card
• a business checking account
• purchase of a heavy duty small offices shredder
• purchase of a PO box
• registration of my personal web domain name for 10 years
• placeholder personal website
• ownership of my erotica fiction site for 10 years
• middling erotica fiction site, live and functioning
• business cards for my erotic/romantic fiction self
• contract, management, production, songwriting and 90% completion of a 10 song album
• writingand research of a completed erotic novel magnum opus which is now in revisions
• completion and publication of an erotic novella
• joined two romance/erotica fiction guilds
• attended a national romance convention

to do:

• get personal name logo made
• get business logo made
• get personal site built out
• get business site built out
• finish novellas, submit to publishers
• finish editing magnum opus erotic novel and submit to publishers
• lose weight
• get photo shoot for marketing collateral for sites and CD packaging
• book/sign with cd/digital music distributors
• design cd packaging
• master CD
• duplicate cds – 100
• define musical persona, audience, and marketing plan
• practice live performance
• get charts
• learn guitar
• take voice lessons
• take dancing lessons
• take music theory
• take music production classes (50% done)
• take acting lessons
• contact talent agency for VO, printwork, and acting jobs
• build up portfolio of VO, printwork, and acting jobs
• music publishing business name
• build out voiceacting account profile
• … more to come

after the above is completed … i can tell the man to KISS MY BLACK ASS.