http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20216749,00.html

ugh, mr. dignity drove off the road and flipped over in his car multiple times … he had another passenger in the car, and the only news is he’s in “serious” condition. drugs and alcohol have been ruled out.

the only other cause that comes to my mind is maybe the passenger was giving him a blow job? why would you drive off the side of the road at 11:30 pm at night? that or he fell asleep. he IS 71 years old …

just to be clear, i love morgan freeman and i am NOT HAPPY that he’s hurt, not happy at ALL.