yes, douchey, it’s a new catch phrase, learn it.

so today’s lesson is this fascinating two message legacy left by an idiot.

see, this dude is one of the many reasons women can hate men. we gather from the messages that he met an elegant Olga in some public place with her friends, rushed up to her, gave her his card, and split, for reasons unknown. he ascertains that Olga is a rare specimen, for he is tres picky, and he knows for sure that her friends were all jealous he chose her to go up to and shower with his magnificence.

the arrogance! the hubris! the narcissism! the napoleonic megalomania … oh the vocab words i could continue to add!

dude, a man who is truly god’s gift to womankind (or mankind) need not say so. neither need he think so. he must simply be, and be confident unto himself, so that when he walks through a room leaving women crushed beneath his shiny shoes, he’s utterly unaware, until he pauses to observe the delicate features of one crumpling before him at an opportune time. such a man does not say, “yes, tremble before me in my magnanimous glory,” no, he says, “i adore you, run away with me.”

such a man is unaware of his power.

or if he’s aware of it … he smart enough to keep his stupid mouth shut!

ingrate.